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Feature Films: Vanilla Extract



Vanilla Extract
In this film de femme, orginally shot for the Cincinnati 48 Hour Film Project in 2006, we meet an usual couple with unusual interests. Fate brought them together, but is he dark and mysterious enough to win her heart.


Award Winning Film!

At the "Best of" 48 Hour film screening in July 2006, Vanilla Extract took home the "Best Song" award!

Download the song here: Sticker Bush (mp3) - by Russ Lamkin


Special Thanks to Ray Pfeffer and Just Think Video for use of the lighting kit.

(Go To Film... | 834 comments | Score: 4.64)
Viewed: 7007

Feature Films: Jack Murphy vs Lord Gridlock: Roadkill



Jack Murphy vs Lord Gridlock: Roadkill
Jack Murphy, life consultant, is called into duty when a surge of traffic jams cripple the city. Armed with only his intellect and wit, Jack unveils the true source behind the disturbance and takes evil on, face to face. Will Jack save the day, again? Or will it cost him his eternal soul?



(Go To Film... | 1317 comments | Score: 3.73)
Viewed: 6580

Feature Films: Seeing Red



This film was originally shot for the 48 Film Project: 2004, in Cincinnati Ohio. To get more information about the contest and to check out the behind-the-scene pics go here.



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Seeing Red
Pinned down in a foxhole by advancing nazi troops, three american soldiers struggle to defend their lives until reinforcements arrive. Skirmishes with the enemy break out each night and ammunition supplies are depleted, yet, hope and a mysterious force continues to keep them alive each night.


Runtime: 8:20 minutes
File Size: 50.3MB
Frame Size: 320X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: Dec 2004

Crew
Director/Sound: Russ
Producer/Editor: Jon
Writer/Editor: Marcus
Sound: Russ, Donovan
CG Effects: Zob, Crimbil, Russ
Camera Ops: Zob, Crimbil, Russ
Lighting: Jody, Chris
Grip/Boom: Donovan Smith
Marker: Emily, Jenny
Title graphics: Chris

Actors/Actresses
J.P. Honeysuckle: Crimbil
Grahm Troy Adams
Maurice Victor Chtelmakh
Colonel Schultz: Oleg Chtelmakh
Nazi Lieutenant: Ferdinand Tordai
Nazi with binoculars : Donovan Smith
Other Nazis: Jon, Marcus, Troy
Dead American: Russ

Special Thanks to Monte for use of his property and digging out a foxhole for us. Him and his wife were excellent hosts!

(Go To Film... | 425 comments | Score: 3.90)
Viewed: 13121

Feature Films: Harvest



Harvest
Through a letter back home to his fiance, James writes of his latest discovery while on expedition in the Congo. During his investigation of this new discovery, James learns a horrific lesson; ye shall reap what ye sow.


Runtime: 5 minutes
File Size: 19.5MB
Frame Size: 360X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: Nov 2003

Crew
Director/Concept/Editor/Sound: Russ Lamkin
Producer: Jon Detmer
Writers: Marcus Adams, Russ
CG Effects: Zob, Russ
Camera Ops: Jon, Zob, Russ, Marcus
Grip/Lighting/Boom: Donovan Smith, Marcus
Marker: Emily
Title graphics: Marcus

Actors/Actresses
James: Justin Popp
Mary: Jessica Shoettmer
Professor Lang: Jon Detmer
Mashudu: Dan McCallister
The porter: Crimbil

Special Thanks to BJ Sykes, for use of his field and bon fire - Nikki Baker for help gathering props - The Hillforest committee, for permission to shoot in the historic mansion.

(Go To Film... | 416 comments | Score: 3.63)
Viewed: 8398

Feature Films: Spiked Punch



Spiked Punch
There's a hostage crisis downtown and the Mayor is asking for Spike! This time, however, the board has decided to team up the worlds least reliable action hero with an efficiency expert to get the job done with minimal casualties.


Runtime: 8 minutes
File Size: 14.5MB
Frame Size: 320X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: Aug 2003

Crew
Director/Concept/Sound: Russ Lamkin
Producer/Editor: Jon Detmer
Writers: Marcus Adams, Russ
CG Effects: Zob, Crimbil
Camera Ops: Zob, Jon Detmer
Grip/Lighting/Boom: Donovan Smith, Marcus
Score: Donavan Smith
Dollie Grip: Julie Clevidence

Starring:
Crimbil: as Spike & Terrorist #2
Emily Detmer: Dawn Sperling
Zob: as Chief Johnson
Oleg Chtelmakm: as Terrorist Leader
Buck Murphy: as Terrorist #1
Donavan Smith: as Security Guard
Elmer Donovan: as Man in Elevator


(Go To Film... | 1508 comments | Score: 3.87)
Viewed: 8883

Feature Films: Rapid Court


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Rapid Court
All rise, this court is now in session! Rapid Court is a film that questions the speed at which legal processes are conducted in America. Sit back and relax as we introduce you to a legal system that not only works, but is quicker than a jaunt through a Burger Land drive thru.


Runtime: 4 minutes
File Size: 15MB
Frame Size: 320X255
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: Sept 2003

Concept and Story:
Brawny Lads
Director: Jon Detmer/Russ Lamkin
Editor: Jon Detmer
DP: Zob
CG Director: Zob
Sound: Russ Lamkin

Starring:
Crimbil as Tommy Bologna
Gorgar as The Bailiff
Grand Marquee as Hapless Victim
Mr. Chipps as Tony Bologna
Pixar as Driver
Zob as Judge Whitey Blackman

(Go To Film... | 475 comments | Score: 3.61)
Viewed: 4810

Feature Films: Best Friendss


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Best Friendss
Two kindred spirits spend the day embracing their friendship in a world, not of their making. A story of tolerance that teaches us that a true friend is willing to go the extra mile, even if it costs a life.


Runtime: 5 minutes
File Size: 6.8MB
Frame Size: 360X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)
Release Date: Nov 2002

Concept and Story: Jon Detmer
Director/Editor/Sound: Jon Detmer
DP/ CG Director: Zob
Grip/Lighting/Boom: Russ Lamkin, Grand Marquee, Crimbil
Marker: Emily Detmer

Starring:
Cassy Brewer as Innocent Girl
Brad Schultz as Firtz the Nazi
Jeff Tinbrink as Tattoo Artist
Jacob Wells as Boy in Park
Crimbil as Laughing Man

(Go To Film... | 431 comments | Score: 4.10)
Viewed: 7455

Feature Films: Jack Murphy - Baked Pie



Jack Murphy - Baked Pie
Private Investigator, Jack Murphy, leads us on a trail of suspense and danger as he unravels a mysterious pie incident


Runtime: 2 1/2 minutes
File Size: 6.2MB
Frame Size: 320X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: Dec 2001

Concept and Story: Brawny Lads
Director/Editor/Sound: Jon Detmer
DP: Zob
Grip/Lighting/Boom: Russ Lamkin, Grand Marquee, Crimbil

Starring:
Jack Murphy as Himself
Grand Marquee as The Caller

(Go To Film... | 1248 comments | Score: 3.04)
Viewed: 5288

Feature Films: R&R



R&R
Bored of board games? Need some adventure in your life? Now you can end both of these problems at once with Russian Roulette, The Board Game. (some assembly required)


Runtime: 5 1/2 minutes
File Size: 18.5MB
Frame Size: 320X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: June 2001

Concept and Story: The Lads
Director: The Lads
Editor: Jon Detmer
DP: The Lads
CG: Zob & Jon Detmer
Sound: Russ Lamkin

Starring:
Crimbil as Himself
Grand Marquee as Himself
Mr. Chipps as Himself
Pixar Himself
Zob as Himself

(Go To Film... | 184 comments | Score: 4.04)
Viewed: 4261

Feature Films: Tea Party



Tea Party
A short film about a sad little girl who goes out of her way to plan a tea party, for two.


Runtime: 2 1/2 minutes
File Size: 8.8MB
Frame Size: 320X240
Compression: Quicktime (version 6+)

Release Date: July 2000

Concept and Story: Jon Detmer
Director: Jon Detmer
Editor: Jon Detmer
DP: Jon & Emily Detmer
Sound: Jon Detmer

Starring:
Jon Detmer as Guest
Cassy Brewer as The Host

(Go To Film... | 548 comments | Score: 3.86)
Viewed: 6935


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